I first learned of a Sunday Boyfriend when my frind BH told me he wanted a Sunday Girlfriend--someone who would hang out all day Sunday (in his words) usually in bed post hangover: movies, eating, copulating...and then come Monday they wouldn't see each other or hear from each other until that next Sunday. Bliss.
Thanks to BH I've decided that I want a Sunday Boyfriend. Someone who I don't have to deal with during the week, someone who doesn't want to/need to/or care to know where I am and what I do with my time (i.e. not calling and texting to hang out/ask who I'm with/what I'm doing--how I'm thinking and feeling, how I'm feeling about what I'm thinking--just thinking about it makes me hyperventilate), someone that I don't have to expend time, effort, emotion, money and energy on, (because trust me law school has zapped all of that and more) and someone who wants the exact same thing--who of course meets up with my (I've been told ridiculous) standards*.
So how do I go about finding a Sunday Boyfriend? Is this idea even feasible? That's where you come in dear readers--have I just reached crazy level already this semester...? Or is it a stroke of genius? (I'm clearly leaning toward the latter). Do any of you have a Sunday Boyfriend? And of course all of you gentleman readers, who normally secretly give me feedback, are any of your friends single and looking for a Sunday Girlfriend?
*Standards might need an entirely seperate post but include and are not limited to: taller than me, good teeth, loves Jesus, thinks I'm entirely adorable, highly motivated, educated, funny, golfer, I prefer dark hair, good manners, loves his family., athletic, likes food and booze, laughs at my jokes..(tolda ya--this isn't even the tip of the iceburg).