To set the scene a male coffee drinker pulls up to the window, left arm on the side of his car--he is clearly wearing a wedding ring.
Me: No thanks, have a good day...I hope your WIFE enjoys her smoothie.
Him: Well, we don't have to go on dates--how about you give me your number and we could be text buddies and then maybe start dating.
Me: I don't give my number out...and I don't think your wife would appreciate that.
Him: (Winks) She wouldn't have to know...I'll come back next week (Another wink) and drives off.
I would love to say that that was a very atypical happening, but it wasn't. On the bright side it was an amusing story...but it made me really sad for his wife, especially when she would come in following this.
Still looking for my Mr. Right....